Britney Spears’ Sons Swear Story Wars

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According to several news outlets, Britney Spears’ sons have potty mouths. Her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston were running rampant while she was picking up free swag and shouting expletives according to Gatecrasher.

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged. How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics? Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

LA Times Dish Rag says the story false. A source who was with Britney during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards said they behaved perfectly and Spears is a top notch mom.

“She never stopped at one sponsor station,” the escort tells the Dish Rag. “It was all about the kids. She was devoted to them and was with them the whole time. They were even having a great time with Band Hero and they were all playing with Hasbro’s new Bop-It.”

“She never left the boys’ side,” our source says. “She could not have been sweeter, and portraying her as an inattentive mother is not true and so not fair.”

Our source says she never heard either boy swear. And they didn’t steal the drumsticks — as reported by the Gatecrasher in the Daily News — from Band Hero either.

“They were playing with the sticks. They’re just kids and they loved them. So we let them take those and got real drumsticks from the stage so that others could play with them too. They didn’t steal anything.”

So who do you believe?

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Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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